I was approached by a bitch about gym session last week. Alright, may be i should not call her as bitch but you guys will know why i address her like that, she is really a bitch. Alright.... i used to join aerobic class, our instructor is a manager from other company. Then again due to the studio availability, the class had been freezed since Jan.
I almost wanted to join the gym in Clark Hatch as there is a weekend package whereby you can only visit the gym during weekends with monthly fee of RM40. Sounds ok right? still affordable ma. I went to the bitch's house to ask in details on this package. The plan finally called off as our instructor had got a studio for the class and we will resume as usual.
There goes our conversation. This was started before we start the main topic. (B - Bitch, M - Me) ok, i must explain first the broken-english below is purposely write in hokkien slang so that you guys can truly understand what i wan to express. :P (Try to translate it to hokkien)
B: Wei, your skin look so much better lately; what had you done to your face?
M: Oh?? really?? Nothing ar, i bought something from Estee Lauder lately, may be because of that kua.
B: Oh?? Estee hor?
M: Yea lor. I saw in SGP airport very good price so i bought some.
B: Which product you are using leh?
M: EL Idealist, Perfectly clean and Day wear plus cream.
B: Huh?? Day wear is for day use, how about night cream?
M: Huh?? No ler, i used that for both day and night. (cost saving ma, EL products are expensive)
B: Oh? Like that ar?
M: But then Day Wear also very expensive lor. (50ml RM160)
B: Huh? Day wear plus is the most "cheap" range in Estee ler.
M: ...... (shut up you bitch!)
B: It is the most "cheap" but also their best seller. 50ml can last for long time la, somemore your face very small ma. (Oh yea, i know my face is small, not like you!)
M: Oh... i am different from you ma, since i am poor so ma choose the cheapest stuffs lor. Unlike you so HIGH CLASS!
KaNeeNeh ler! who the hell she thinks she is to judge whether i am cheap or not ar?? Fuck her la! I curse you bitch! How could she be possibly talk like that?? There are so many better words to use rather than 'cheap'! She used to critic on my problematic skin and now is her turn to have pimples. So i PURPOSELY said :"Ei?? Your forehead got alot of pimples hor? You must be very heaty lately." The bitch kept quiet and became speechless. Yea lor.... spent so much money on those HIGH CLASS EL skincare still have pimples. I use the CHEAPEST RANGE nia. Celaka bitch! When my skin is bad, she is happier as she used to tell me HOW good Estee Lauder is. The point is ?? To tell me how great her skin is. Now what?? She got pimples lar, ouch! Curse you to have pimples all over your face!!!
I almost wanted to join the gym in Clark Hatch as there is a weekend package whereby you can only visit the gym during weekends with monthly fee of RM40. Sounds ok right? still affordable ma. I went to the bitch's house to ask in details on this package. The plan finally called off as our instructor had got a studio for the class and we will resume as usual.
There goes our conversation. This was started before we start the main topic. (B - Bitch, M - Me) ok, i must explain first the broken-english below is purposely write in hokkien slang so that you guys can truly understand what i wan to express. :P (Try to translate it to hokkien)
B: Wei, your skin look so much better lately; what had you done to your face?
M: Oh?? really?? Nothing ar, i bought something from Estee Lauder lately, may be because of that kua.
B: Oh?? Estee hor?
M: Yea lor. I saw in SGP airport very good price so i bought some.
B: Which product you are using leh?
M: EL Idealist, Perfectly clean and Day wear plus cream.
B: Huh?? Day wear is for day use, how about night cream?
M: Huh?? No ler, i used that for both day and night. (cost saving ma, EL products are expensive)
B: Oh? Like that ar?
M: But then Day Wear also very expensive lor. (50ml RM160)
B: Huh? Day wear plus is the most "cheap" range in Estee ler.
M: ...... (shut up you bitch!)
B: It is the most "cheap" but also their best seller. 50ml can last for long time la, somemore your face very small ma. (Oh yea, i know my face is small, not like you!)
M: Oh... i am different from you ma, since i am poor so ma choose the cheapest stuffs lor. Unlike you so HIGH CLASS!
KaNeeNeh ler! who the hell she thinks she is to judge whether i am cheap or not ar?? Fuck her la! I curse you bitch! How could she be possibly talk like that?? There are so many better words to use rather than 'cheap'! She used to critic on my problematic skin and now is her turn to have pimples. So i PURPOSELY said :"Ei?? Your forehead got alot of pimples hor? You must be very heaty lately." The bitch kept quiet and became speechless. Yea lor.... spent so much money on those HIGH CLASS EL skincare still have pimples. I use the CHEAPEST RANGE nia. Celaka bitch! When my skin is bad, she is happier as she used to tell me HOW good Estee Lauder is. The point is ?? To tell me how great her skin is. Now what?? She got pimples lar, ouch! Curse you to have pimples all over your face!!!
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