How to satisfy a women?

I found this book and there is a part I would like to share, its really funny and quite true to me.

To satisfy women, men need to:
Caress
Praise
Pamper
Relish
Savour
Massage
Fix things
Empathize
Serenade
Compliment
Support
Feed
Soothe
Tantalize
Humour
Placate
Stimulate
Stroke
Console
Hug
Ignore fat bits
Cuddle
Excite
Pacify
Protect
Phone
Anticipate
Smooch
Nuzzle
Forgive
Accessorize
Entertain
Charm
Carry for
Oblige
Fascinate
Attend to
Trust
Defend
Clothe
Brag about
Sanctify
Acknowledge
Spoil
Embrace
Die for
Dream of
Tease
Gratify
Squeeze
Indulge
Idolize
Worship

How to satisfy a man?
Arrived Naked.

Funny quotes:

"For a man, love is love and sex is sex and sometimes they happen together. "

"If a man is shaving and you talk to him he'll cut himself.
If he's hammering and the doorbell rings, he'll hit his thumb.
If you talk to him when he's driving, he'll miss the turn off.
These are excellent revenge tactics."

"Women use silence to punish men but men like silence. "

"Men often enjoy a quiet drink after work and thats exactly what it is - quiet."


GOOD ONE!! I like this book.

Source: Why men dont listen and can only do one thing at a time
National Library of Australia
Pease, Allan & Barbara ISBN: 0 9593 6585 0
Allan Pease 1999